the realization that i could tattoo more nipples onto my body is honestly more power than i can handle
HOW ARE KANGAROOS SO FUCKING BUFF THIS IS LEGIT SCARING ME
i thought this was photoshopped so i googled it
i feel like ive just googled the furry equivalent of those fireman pinup calendars
jake english is a scared and disillusioned teenage boy who is being forced to face every single one of his shortcomings without any sort of moral support from any of his friends
he grew up alone on an island, he had to burn his grandmother’s body when he was a toddler, he found solace in his movies and in the romanticized idea of adventure and romance and in this way jake was very, very sheltered. when he was actually faced with the real world, with the horrors that come with the action and the pain that comes with romance, it was a huge blow to every idea he’d built his fucking life on. his entire world was wrenched out from under him and he’s floundering.
and yes, he’s selfish. yes, he can be block headed and he doesn’t always notice when he’s being rude, but that’s not entirely his fault. the only one of his friends who didn’t put him on a pedastal was roxy and she was drunk more than she was sober so a lot of what she says goes discredited by her friends. jane and dirk wouldn’t ever tell jake when he was being a dick because they refused to realize it. they romanticized him and actually stunted his growth as a person because they saw him as this personification of manliness and perfection when he was really an isolated teenage boy with nothing but movies and a misguided sense of adventure to keep him afloat.
he pressured himself into a relationship with dirk not because he loved him but because he felt like he had to feel that way about him. if jane had confessed first, he probably would’ve ended up dating her and that’s wrong, yes, he shouldn’t have done that but he didn’t know any better and no one would tell him so. and so he ends up being the bad guy because dirk is controlling and insecure and doesn’t know what to do when jake doesn’t live up to this ridiculous expectation that dirk had built up in his head. so dirk looks like the only one who gets hurt and when he forgets jane’s birthday, jake’s the bad guy. everything is jake’s fault even though nobody ever actually tried to help him . everyone expected jake to be just as versed in socializing as they were, they expected him to understand these things that came so naturally to them and that wasn’t fair to jake.
so now jake blames himself and jake thinks that everything is his fault and no one’s disputing that fact because dirk’s off in god knows where and roxy’s imprisoned and jane’s being mind controlled. and jake is confused and scared and he hates himself he absolutely loathes himself for how he treated his friends and he doesn’t understand that it’s not completely his fault and now jane is telling him everything he already believes about himself, she’s reaffirming this idea that jake is dull witted and idiotic and never getting better, that his only asset is his appearance so of course he’s going to cry. of course he’s scared and blubbering, of course he wants to fucking go home. he’s a fucking teenage boy and if you can find it in yourself to forgive dirk’s borderline abusive treatment of jake because ‘he’s not good with people’ then you can damn well do the same for jake.
An old tree stump with grass growing over it, Faroe Islands
are you stupid thats a unicorn
oh what I have to draw this
I love this unicorn
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
fluffy milk horse
My mom can be so overbearing. She won’t let me say no to any of her ideas. Apparently, they’re always perfect, no matter what I think. God forbid I ever disagree.
YES. THIS IS MY BLOG. I AM ORPHANER DUALSCAR. YES, /THE/ DUALSCAR. [Indie Orphaner Dualscar RP blog….
i wanted to make a dualscar so i made a dualscar
wait a minute this isn’t my homework
this is tumblr
how did this happen
Okay, this is actually what you do if you’re being sexually harassed in any kind of public space. Draw attention to it, preferably pull away and let EVERYONE know that someone is touching you. This will not only get him to get off you but he’ll definitely think about this situation next time he wants to do something like this.
Spreading the word.
My mom and I were talking about this today after hearing about a woman who was molested on a plane who said nothing until she was picked up at the airport by her parents. My mom looked at me and asked what I would do in that situation and I looked her dead in the eye and I told her “it would take me .02 seconds to realize what was going on and yell angrily, and then I would be straight on to bitch slapping him so hard he wouldn’t be able to see the punch I’d throw with the opposite hand”.
She nodded and accepted my salty language like a seasoned sailor.
I’ve had experience with this before, in Prague a group of five girls and I were followed by three men at night. After a while they started yelling at us, the most common being “how much?” Meaning how much we “cost” as prostitutes. Seeing as they weren’t going to stop, I turned on my heel, faced them (which surprised them), spat at their feet and responded with “You couldn’t afford me.” This prompted the other girls to start yelling back at them as well, starting with our spitfire Czech friend to start slinging curses in Czech as she and the rest of the girls came up beside me. Needless to say the men backed off and pretty much fled. They weren’t expecting a fight. It empowered me and encouraged the rest of the girls to yell back too.
I’ve heard that a lot of people don’t know what to do in this situation because they’ve been taught all their lives to be polite and non-aggressive. Keep your heads down or whatever.
Keep in mind that studies have shown that rapists look for victims who won’t fight back.
Remember that nobody has the right to touch you without your consent or harass you, and you have all the right to make the biggest fuss about it that you can possibly make.
Get angry. Be in command.
Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.
i was not prepared for that
This is fun to think about.
ARIEL NEEDS LEGS
I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.
I’ve never drawn a comic before!
The end justifies the memes.
meoletta practicing piano